Ooooo That Smell! Can't you smell that smell!

OK, so now that you have that lovely song in your head, I have a great story for you.

My car has smelled like a raw sewage dump/hangover breath/mound of dog feces/whatever for the past 2-3 weeks now. Hagen is messy with his snacks in the car and so I often have many stale crackers on the floorboard (which if I don't watch him closely he will grab and eat). I try to vacuum it once a week or so but lately just have been too busy (LAZY) to do so.

Well, this smell is beginning to take over. I cleaned out the car and have been through almost a whole bottle of Febreeze...nothing. So this morning, I was getting ready to put Hagen in his seat for school and the smell almost knocked me over!

Hagen wanted to "drive" so I put him in the drivers seat and he was playing. I had all the windows rolled down and began my MILLIONTH search of the car...freaking out every inch worried about what I was going to find.

Then...I saw it...it was white and round...like a fully wet diaper. It was between the 3rd row seating and the 2nd row seating (My 3rd row is never up...always down). But what could it be? WAS it a diaper that got away? I had to grab it and maneuver it to get it out. It was...are you ready...AN ONION! GROSS! Man, it had been there in my hot car for about 3 weeks...just rotting away! Now, it was smelly, but I think it could have been way worse. It wasn't drippy or anything...just a bit soft.

So I put it in the fridge hoping that it would come back to life. I do need an onion for dinner tonight...now I don't have to go to the store! I kid...

Love,
Carrie

P.S. My demented husband had a dream the other night about Hagen. Hagen was in the front yard molding Dappers poop into a...wait for it...you can't stand it can you...a TURDrantula! You know, like a tarantula but with the word turd.